IN: crazy celeb couple double dates

TomKat have invited the Beckenhams to visit precious baby Suri. Oh to be a fly on their Scientologist wall! I'd probably get squished by Tom's tiny little hand as he slid across the room all Risky Business-style in sock feet, but to see skeletor Posh and her gorgeous hubby with the magic foot pretend to coo over what is probably a hideous infant (why else are they keeping her so secret?) would be well worth it!

OUT: crazy celeb couple-enforced baby visiting rules
Sadly Vicki cannot reach out a spindly finger and stroke Suri's fugly cheek and Becks may not wax poetically in baby talk. Apparently, The Cruise's have laid down some strict Suri regulations.