"I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off"

IN: "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls
So catchy, so wise... Why doesn't that guy loosen up those poor pussycats' buttons before they "blow"? Why does he keep frontin', sayin' what he's gon' to do to them but they ain't seen nothin'?

OUT: YIKES! Look at the Pussycat Dolls!



Hmmm, maybe Mr. All-talk-no-action has noticed that:
a) the Dolls have a penchant for spandex which rarely features buttons and,
b) the allegedly hot, sexy Pussycat Dolls actually resemble human-sized versions of generic Barbie-doll wannabes. You know you had one. Your great aunt once bought you a Chrissy doll and you pretended to be excited despite the doll's slightly askew features, stringy plastic hair and cheap clothes. Well, that description fits more than one doll around here.