IN: Dirty Harry

Ever since the younger of Diana's Royal hotties emerged as a tabloid target I have to say, I've been a little smitten. The big-eared, goofy-looking Prince really has turned out to be quite handsome. And his bad boy antics only make him that much more attractive. I really don't care if this photo was taken last night, last week or, as the Royal Family claims, three years ago. Prince Harry is hot.



OUT: Falsies
Is it even possible that these breasts are not made of rubber? And if they are in fact, attached to her body, they're definitely not natural. How can we blame adorable Harry for stealing a grope of what are so obviously man-made bosoms?!

PS Poor Prince William. He's slowly being overshadowed by little Harry AND he looks like a dumb, boring drunk in the background! Live a little, grab a boob, smoke some pot, dress as a Nazi. Do something William!