in: rome

the council met last night and decided on the newest hottest ins and outs.

in:

• releasing a bunch of murderers and drug addicts on the street because there's not enough room in prison
• wearing your sunglasses at night
• doing a hand dance to attract the attention of a suave young man
• indie guerilla marketing*
• boys in suits
• top crisis secret
• the word "doofus" with "douche" = "douchus"

out:

• inviting your dad out to meet your stripper friends
• riding side-saddle
• pussycat dolls
• lindsay lohan