IN: Learning to be a lady

Listen, I’m all for being an assertive strong woman – one might even call me a feminist – BUT even in this crazy world where trust fund brat, sex tape star Paris Hilton is worshipped like royalty, there is definitely still some value in having a little class.
And no one could benefit from this lesson more than Canada’s little black-sheep-pop-star, Avril Lavigne.
For someone who has signed a modeling contract with Ford and is showing up to Chanel fashion shows (looking a bit, well…like a punk from Northern Ontario dressing up in couture) Miss Lavigne might want to clean up her act a bit.



OUT: Spitting (most definitely not ladylike)

Who, Miss Lavigne, do you think is going to cast you in their movie when you go around spitting at paparazzi? Who do you think will make you a spokesmodel for their hair dye or makeup when you go around acting like a bratty teenager? Surprised that L’Oréal is knocking down Scarlett and Beyoncé’s doors and not yours?
Well my dear, while you are looking pretty hot these days (see below), I suggest you practice a little restraint and poise…and maybe hiring that Rachel Zoe gal ‘cus Karl ain’t gonna ditch Daria or Selma Blair to put some expectorating Canuck expat in his Chanel ads.