OUT: The Meet and Delete

Online dating woes, part 843

A Meet and Delete is when you meet someone online, meet them in real life, then delete them from messenger TWO MINUTES AFTER YOU GET HOME. Now, I can’t be that bad, can I? I laughed at his jokes, offered to pay for my own coffee, didn’t discuss religion or politics, and was incredibly congenial. Not only that, but I worked in some sly wit and humour into the conversation where appropriate. Now, I can understand him not being “into me” for whatever foolish reason (because I’m awesome), but a full delete? I mean, I’m not an axe murderer! I’m not out for blood! I’m not crazy! I wasn’t trying to have babies with the man. Holy ess. Really. Uncalled for. And, might I add, bad form.