IN: Hollywood couple togetherness

In a world where darlings like Kate Hudson could turn out to be home-wrecking hussies (in this case wrecking her own home) Heath and Michelle's shared hatred of paparazzi and fondness for giving the finger warm my heart.

OUT: Grown women wearing bathing suits made for five-year-olds. Michelle, I appreciate your new found vacation girth - you were looking a tad skeletal for a while there - but could you not find something slightly more sophisticated?!