IN: BOO!

happy halloween, mofos

OUT: ryan phillipe

I have no doubt in my mind that it's all Ryan's fault that he and Reese are divorcing. It makes me sad, among other things. I thought for sure, if I could look to anyone in Hollywood for an example of a healthy, happy relationship, it would be those toeheaded cuties Ryan and Reese. Reese and Ryan. Alas, Ryan's probably at a strip club right now and it's 9:30 on a Tuesday morning. CRUEL INTENTIONS INDEED.

OUT: spindly spider legs

bigups massive what what to the fug girls for bringing this one to our attention.

also, she forgot to wear pants omg

OUT: The Meet and Delete

Online dating woes, part 843

A Meet and Delete is when you meet someone online, meet them in real life, then delete them from messenger TWO MINUTES AFTER YOU GET HOME. Now, I can’t be that bad, can I? I laughed at his jokes, offered to pay for my own coffee, didn’t discuss religion or politics, and was incredibly congenial. Not only that, but I worked in some sly wit and humour into the conversation where appropriate. Now, I can understand him not being “into me” for whatever foolish reason (because I’m awesome), but a full delete? I mean, I’m not an axe murderer! I’m not out for blood! I’m not crazy! I wasn’t trying to have babies with the man. Holy ess. Really. Uncalled for. And, might I add, bad form.

OUT (of the closet, for real): T.R. Knight

A.k.a (okay, so I just made this up): "Dr. McDorable" He may not be Patrick Dempsey but *sigh* I think he's Mcdreamy.


IN: T.R. Knight
For being so darn adorable as George, or Dr. O'Malley, on Grey's Anatomy.

OUT: Outing oneself, Lance Bass-style in People Magazine
Dear darling T.R.,
If you do in fact want to keep your secrets out of the public eye (or ear) as you so claim: "While I prefer to keep my personal life private, I hope the fact that I`m gay isn`t the most interesting part of me," why the heck go to People Magazine for goodness sake?
I'm sorry to have to scold you dear T.R. because despite your sexual orientation - I really don't care what it is - I heart you. Plus I understand there was a little prodding to go public, which brings me to...

OUT (times a hundred): Using the "F" word at work
And I ain't talking about the four-letter word. According to a number of gossip sites and reputable news agencies, Mr. Blandy-pants, Isaiah Washington, who plays Dr. Burke on the show said this to Patrick Dempsey during an argument on-set: "I`m not your little f-ggot like (name withheld)." He was allegedly referring to Knight which is why Dr. McDorable came out.

OUT (of the closet?): Lindsay Lohan

Little Lilo is apparently entering her experimental stage (yes, yes, I too assume that there has already been some experimentation in Lindsay's life but this time it's not with the white stuff). Miss Lohan has a new friend named Rumer... Willis, that is. The daughter of Demi and Bruce. And the two seem pretty cozy.



Is it love? My guess is no. While the two have been spending a lot of time together and are obviously affectionate. La Lohan is going to be starring in an upcoming film opposite Keira Knightley where, she says "there's somewhat of a lesbian undertone." And I suspect she's just getting into character and, as always, looking for a little publicity and paparazzi attention.

IN: Brit Pop Reunions

Thanks to Sir Perez Hilton for this juicy piece of gossip.

Remember Five? Five kinda cute British thugs singing New Kids-type pop? Well, mysteriously (and kinda stupidly) enough FOUR of the five original members are reforming and plan to release a new album followed by a tour. Maybe they'll start a reality show to find the member who will truly complete them?

And then there's the half-Canuck, half-British group, All Saints. Sadly Appleton (comprised of the Canadian Appleton sisters, Natalie and Nicole) didn't do so well but I, for one, enjoyed All Saints so I'm happy to hear of their forthcoming reunion. (I Never Ever thought it would happen. haahahahahah.)



Finally, and I must say, most importantly, THE SPICE GIRLS are finally going to drop the drama and hang out again. Unfortunately it doesn't sound like it will result in an album but the girls are getting together to celebrate Mel B's (aka Scary) upcoming wedding to Eddie Murphy.

There is nothing OUT about this...except maybe the FOUR reunion. That's just dumb.

IN: Kanye

Reasons to love Kanye: Addiction (what's your addiction? is it money, is it girls, is it weed? i've been afflicted by not one, not two, but all three), his engagement to someone not famous, his little sweaters that look so cute, the fact that he wears a backpack in his video, his witty observations about life, the fact that even his superficial raps is super official.

ALSO, he is a member of the club. check this shiznit out, muthafatha!

IN: Learning to be a lady

Listen, I’m all for being an assertive strong woman – one might even call me a feminist – BUT even in this crazy world where trust fund brat, sex tape star Paris Hilton is worshipped like royalty, there is definitely still some value in having a little class.
And no one could benefit from this lesson more than Canada’s little black-sheep-pop-star, Avril Lavigne.
For someone who has signed a modeling contract with Ford and is showing up to Chanel fashion shows (looking a bit, well…like a punk from Northern Ontario dressing up in couture) Miss Lavigne might want to clean up her act a bit.



OUT: Spitting (most definitely not ladylike)

Who, Miss Lavigne, do you think is going to cast you in their movie when you go around spitting at paparazzi? Who do you think will make you a spokesmodel for their hair dye or makeup when you go around acting like a bratty teenager? Surprised that L’Oréal is knocking down Scarlett and Beyoncé’s doors and not yours?
Well my dear, while you are looking pretty hot these days (see below), I suggest you practice a little restraint and poise…and maybe hiring that Rachel Zoe gal ‘cus Karl ain’t gonna ditch Daria or Selma Blair to put some expectorating Canuck expat in his Chanel ads.

IN: me getting a business card

i can't wait til my new order of business cards comes in. sadly, it's out to be a financial asshole. or, what my friend calls "american psychos" - a breed of workaholic men who cancel dates all the time to "work late". but those guys really do have nice business cards...