OUT: ryan phillipe

I have no doubt in my mind that it's all Ryan's fault that he and Reese are divorcing. It makes me sad, among other things. I thought for sure, if I could look to anyone in Hollywood for an example of a healthy, happy relationship, it would be those toeheaded cuties Ryan and Reese. Reese and Ryan. Alas, Ryan's probably at a strip club right now and it's 9:30 on a Tuesday morning. CRUEL INTENTIONS INDEED.