IN: Everything is more fun when the room is spinning

(photo courtesy of gofugyourself)

Well, actually it feels more like the world is rocking back and forth like I'm on a boat but it's dizziness none the less. I liken my new lack of equilibrium to what it must feel like to be Tara Reid. And let me tell you, at first it's off-putting. You feel a bit nauseous and out of control but by day three? Fabulous. Being dizzy makes everything more fun.

Consider the simple task of carrying a cup of tea back to your desk: Instant adventure.
Peeing? Feels like I'm in the bathroom stall of some nightclub after a couple drinks.
Simply walking down the hall turns into a game of "don't hit the walls."

FUN FUN FUN

OUT: Heavily drugged into a state of constant dizziness like Ms. Reid, as opposed to innocently coming down with a syndrome apparently called Mal de Debarquement caused by a lack of sea legs.