OUT: Dumb Blondes

IN: Being brunette

I'm not sure if it's the weather or just an all-consuming desire in Hollywood to look less like Paris Hilton but some well-known blondes have turned to the dark side. Lindsay flips back and forth between brown and blonde (although I wish she'd just go back to red) and then of course Ashlee Simpson had to ditch her platinum locks for something close to brown because post-surgery she falls somewhere between a Jessica and Mary-Kate Olsen look-alike. And in true celeb-style you can't look like anyone else.

But there are two new brunettes I didn't know about:

Case #1:



Unsurprising. Now that Miss Hilton seems to back in Nicole's bony good books, the two need to differentiate their skinny frames with different-coloured mops of hair.

Case #2:



Again, unsurprising. Now that MK has put on three pounds and isn't the dirty-looking bag lady she used to be, the twins must find another way to, well, differentiate their skinny frames.