OUT (of the closet): Part Deux

IN: (at least according to Lindsay) Kissing girls

Lilo has moved on from Rumer and is now smooching the less-offensive Hilton sister... I let the first incident slide but now my gaydar - or rather my "i seem to have fallen out of the spotlight, look at me, I'm a lesbian"-dar - is going wild.



Listen Miss Lohan, silly girls all over North America have been making out with other drunky misses for years now. Don't tell me you've never seen Girls Gone Wild. Tyra Banks even had a panel of straight ladies who enjoy girly action on her talk show. And they were pitted against some very femme lesbians (don't want to scare America with butches) and although they were pretty, those lesbians were mean. So watch your back, Lohan. We know you want your tabloid covers back but Reese and Britney got divorces and Kate and Tom are getting married so just save your publicity stunts for a slow "news" week, okay?