OUT: pocket full of durex

Okay. Robbie Williams. I am so disappointed. After Take That, you parlayed your laughable fame into a lucrative career as an edgy pop musician and made some pretty awesome videos. When you made that video where you strip down to your skeleton, that was awesome. When you did Sexed Up, I was impressed. It's on my ipod like, right now. I even learned the guitar chords and performed an acoustic version for Roger, my stuffed monkey.

Let's not even go into the awesomeness that was Swing When You're Winning. I mean, it became not even a guilty pleasure anymore. MY WAY is a muthaeffin classic and you DID IT JUSTICE.

Then you had to go and shame us all with Rudebox, which I hadn't subjected myself to until today.



WHAT THE EFF. It's like a Wannabe ripoff. You have heard of the Spice Girls, right? WHY ARE YOU COPYING THEM? No disrespect to them (V-dawg is a fan), but that was TWELVE years ago. That is neither "old school" nor with the times! NEITHER! What the hell are those green neon lights? Are you singlehandedly bringing back raves? No one wants raves back more than this council for the new skulls member right here. But this is ridiculous.

If i wasn't so upset, I'd feel sorry for you, parading around like a paraody of yourself, trying to be young. Regardless of your use of the word "fresh", you are NOT The Streets!!! It's like when my dad tries to listen to Edge 102 or whatever they're calling themselves these days. In a word, sad.

I'M SO MAD that I have to go listen to Timberlake, who, by the way, as your US boy-band-member-turned-edgy-pop-star counterpart is doing much, much better with Sexyback than this Rudebox bullshit. You carved a rat packesque niche for yourself and now you went and blew it. Me and Nicole K are disappointed. DISAPPOINTED.

YOU ARE BANNED FROM MY IPOD. GOOD DAY SIR.